Happy To be anywhere

Fellow in the next ER room,

is banging on the wall,

screamin' 'bout the Seahawks,

thinks he's ten feet tall. 

Lady on the other side's cold and scared, 

waiting for her only son.

Came in here hurting, 

looks like I'm the lucky one. 

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So I'll be the opener,

or close the whole damn show.

I'll sweep the stage, or clean the johns,

when it's time for us to go. 

Happy to be on first, or go on last,

mister I don't care.

With the day I've had,

I'm happy to be anywhere. 

Now I'm watching that big tow truck,

pull away my ride.

Hope that deer appreciates,

what I did to my left side. 

Swerved to miss that little guy,

now Bambi's running free. 

Can't say the same for my pickup,

or that tree. 

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Bridge

So when you're waiting in line,

at that last stoplight,

and you start to swear and curse,

remember: however bad you think

you've got it,

someone's got it worse. 

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